Eastwood
Clint Eastwood Audio Clips
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waiting.rm

DIRTY HARRY

Mayor : "Let's have it."
Harry : "Have what?"
Mayor : "Your report. What have you been doing?"
Harry : "Oh, well for the past 3 quarters of an hour I've been sitting on my ass in your outer office waiting on you."

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jumper.rm

DIRTY HARRY

Jumper : "Aren't you gonna try to grab me?"
Harry : "A friend of mine was up about 20 floors with a jumper a few years ago, and the jumper grabbed him, they went off, 20 floors down, just mashed 'em all over the pavement. Couldn't tell which legs were with which, which arms were with which, and it was a terrible mess. I'll tell ya I almost threw up myself. I'd just like your name and address that's all."
Jumper : "Why?"
Harry : "Well like I said, it's such a mess down there afterwards and it makes identification impossible. Even if they find your drivers license, all that blood and everything..."
Jumper : "I think...I think I'm gonna puke!"
Harry : "Ah - now don't do that son. I mean all those people down there looking up. Firechief looking up - his face (laughs)."

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meet.rm

DIRTY HARRY

Mayor : "We'll agree to pay. We'll tell him we need time to get the money together."
Harry : "Wait a minute, do I get this right? You're gonna play this creeps game?"
Mayor : "It will give up more breathing space."
Harry : "So it might get somebody killed. Why don't you let me meet with the son-of-a-bitch."

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partner.rm

DIRTY HARRY

Chief : "I'm putting somebody with you."
Harry : "What are you talking about?"
Chief : "You need a partner."
Harry : "What's the matter with the partner I've got?"
Chief : "Nothing, except he's in a hospital."
Harry : "So, he'll be out in a couple weeks."
Chief : "Say hello to Chico Gonzales, he'll be working with you."
Harry : "Al, you've got to be kidding! I haven't got any time to be break in any new-comers. Why don't you do this boy a favor."
Chief : "What do you mean?"
Harry : "You know what happens with the guys that I've worked with. Dietrich's still in the hospital with a bullet in his gut and Fadutchie's dead."
Chico : "So?"
Harry : "So if I need a partner, I'll get me someone who knows what the hell he's doing. What's the matter with Frank De Georgio?"
Chief : "No way! Now you're working with Gonzales or you're not working - now that's straight from the 5th floor, you got it!"

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follow.rm

DIRTY HARRY

Man : "Have you been following that man?"
Harry : "Yeah I've been following him on my own time, and anybody can tell I didn't do that to him."
Man : "How?"
Harry : "Cause he looks too damn good that's how!"

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crazy.rm

DIRTY HARRY

Harry : "You know you're crazy if you think you've heard the last of this guy. He's gonna kill again!"
Man : "How do you know?"
Harry : "Cause he likes it."

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girl.rm

DIRTY HARRY

Harry : "The girl, where is she?"
Scorpio : "You tried to kill me!"
Harry : "If I tried that your head would be splattered all over this field! Now where's the girl!"
Scorpio : "I want a lawyer."
Harry : "I said where's the girl?"
Scorpio : "I have the right for a lawyer!"
Harry : "Where's the girl!"
Scorpio : "I have rights for a lawyer-er-er-yahhhhhh!"

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thinking.rm

DIRTY HARRY (end of film)

"Ah-ah, I know what you're thinking punk. You're thinking did he fire six shots or only 5. And to tell you the truth I've forgotten myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum - the most powerful hand gun in the world and will blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question--Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk! (Scorpio laughs, gets blown away, and splashes into the lake)"

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thinking1.rm

DIRTY HARRY (beginning of film)

"Ah-ah, I know what you're thinking. Did he fire 6 shots or only 5. Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I've kind of lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum - the most powerful hand gun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question, do I feel lucky. Well, do ya punk?"

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getlost.rm

DIRTY HARRY

"You dudes get lost now, ya hear!"

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asshole.rm

DIRTY HARRY

"You don't listen do ya asshole!"

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redcross.rm

DIRTY HARRY

Mayor : "I don't want to have any more trouble like you had last year in the Filmore District, understand? That's my policy."
Harry : "Yeah, well when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard that's my policy."
Mayor : "Intent? How did you establish that?"
Harry : "When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross."

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broken.rm

DIRTY HARRY

"Well I'm all broken up about that man's rights."

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assassins.rm

THE EIGER SANCTION

"The odds are stacking up against me. Assassins who stay too long wind up assassinated and that ain't in my game plan!"

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wetwork.rm

THE EIGER SANCTION

Hemlock : "Sorry, you're gonna have to get somebody else to do your wet work."
Dragon : "Please that is a distasteful phrase."
Hemlock : "Call it what you want - wet work, termination, sanction. It all adds up to the same thing, killing."

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stickit.rm

THE ENFORCER

Man : "That's it Callahan, you just got yourself a 60 day suspension."
Harry : "Make it 90!"
Man : "180! Give me your star!"
Harry : "Here's a seven point suppository Captain."
Man : "What did you say?"
Harry : "I said stick it in your ass!"

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marvelous.rm

THE ENFORCER

"Marvelous!"

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cue.rm

THE ENFORCER

"As I remember the last time we played as a team, I got the cue stuck in my ass."

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personnel.rm

THE ENFORCER

"To Personnel? That's for assholes."

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sh*t.rm

THE ENFORCER

"Oh, sh*t!"

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escape.rm

ESCAPE FROM ALCATRAZ

Man : "How do we get across the Bay?"
Morris : "That's where you come in Johnny, cause you work in the clothing shop. You're gonna steal some raincoats and some contact cement. We'll make a life raft and some life preservers out of them. I read how to do it in Popular Mechanics."

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baboon.rm

EVERY WHICH WAY BUT LOOSE

Ma : "What are ya gonna do with a baboon?"
Philo : "Orangutan Ma, Clyde's an orangutan."
Ma : "What's the difference."
Philo : "Twelve ribs just like you and me."

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clyde.rm

EVERY WHICH WAY BUT LOOSE

"All right Clyde, you're gonna meet a lady now, understand? I want you to handle it. That means no spittin', pissin', fartin', or pickin' your ass! You hear me?"

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45.rm

A FISTFUL OF DOLLARS

"When a man with a 45 meets a man with a rifle, you said the man with a pistol's a dead man. Lets see if that's true."

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bellringer.rm

A FISTFUL OF DOLLARS

Man With No Name : "Baxters over there. Rojo's there. Me right in the middle."
Man : "Where you do what?"
Man With No Name : "Crazy bellringer was right. There's money to be made in a place like this."

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mule.rm

A FISTFUL OF DOLLARS

"You see my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it...(music builds up and 5 shots are fired)!"

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contraption.rm

FOR A FEW DOLLARS MORE

Manco : "How could somebody in my business go around with a contraption like this?"
Mortimer : "That contraption, almost sent you to your grave."
Manco : "You're forgetting one thing Colonel, I was shooting at your hat."
Mortimer : "Well I was only shooting at yours."
Manco : "But I recall firing first."

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alot.rm

FOR A FEW DOLLARS MORE

Manco : "Why, why should I?"
Mortimer : "Well I can think of three reasons. First is, there's fourteen of them."
Manco : "Yeah that's alot..."
Mortimer : "uh, huh."
Manco : "...alot for me."

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twohunters.rm

FOR A FEW DOLLARS MORE

Mortimer : "As you're aware, when two hunters go after the same prey, they usually end up shooting each other in the back, and we don't want to shoot each other in the back."
Manco : "Then the Colonel dies, hmmm?"
Mortimer : (laughs) "alright."

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sametime.rm

FOR A FEW DOLLARS MORE

Mortimer : "Boy, I've reached almost 50 years of age with my system. Not many men last long in these parts. How long do you expect to last?"
Manco : "Much longer than that. When I get my hands on Indio and that $10,000 dollars, I'm gonna buy myself a little place, possibly retire."
Mortimer : "Yeah, well I don't believe we ought to start another fight, but you forget one small detail. "
Manco : "What's that?"
Mortimer : "I want to get my hands on Indio too."
Manco : "Sure, after me!"
Mortimer : "Or before you. Or at the same time."

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partnership.rm

FOR A FEW DOLLARS MORE

Mortimer : "My boy, you've become rich."
Manco : "You mean we've become rich old man."
Mortimer : "No it's all for you. I think you deserve it."
Manco : "What about our partnership?"
Mortimer : "Maybe next time."

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bet.rm

FOR A FEW DOLLARS MORE

Wanted Man : "Didn't hear what the bet was?"
Man With No Name : "Your life."

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rest.rm

FOR A FEW DOLLARS MORE

Indio : "Where are you going?"
Man With No Name : "Well, if there's gonna be any shooting...I gotta get my rest."

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trouble.rm

FOR A FEW DOLLARS MORE

Man With No Name : "16...17...22...22? (Gun Blast!) 27!"
Col. Mortimer : "Any trouble boy?"
Man With No Name : "No old man. Thought I was having trouble with my adding, it's all right now."

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sonofa.rm

THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE UGLY

Tuco : "Blonde! You know what you are? Just a dirty Son-of-a-b**(Ahee-ahee-ahhhh! Wah-wah-wah!)"

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rope.rm

THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE UGLY

Tuco : "There are two kinds of people in the world my friend, those with a rope around their neck and the people that have the job of doing the cutting!"

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spurs.rm

THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE UGLY

Tuco : "There are two kinds of spurs my friend, those that come in by the door, and those that come in by the window. "

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bastard.rm

THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE UGLY

Tuco : "You, you filthy bastard! Come here, come here, take - cut this rope off! Get off that horse! Get off that horse! You filthy coward. If I ever catch you Blondie I'll rip your heart out and eat it! I'll..I'll skin you alive, I'll hang you up by your thumbs, you pig! You vulture! I'll kill you! I'll kill you!!"

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donttalk.rm

THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE UGLY

Tuco : "When you have to shoot, shoot - don't talk!"

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riskinglives.rm

THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE UGLY

Tuco : "Blondie, hey, you realize we might be risking our lives?"
Man With No Name : "Yeah, if I get killed you'll never get your hands on all that beautiful money."

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runt.rm

THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE UGLY

"The way I figure, there's really not too much future with a sawed-off runt like you."

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dig.rm

THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE UGLY

"You see in this world there's two kinds of people my friend, those with loaded guns, and those who dig...you dig!"

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