Eastwood
Clint Eastwood Audio Clips
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imgoin.rm

KELLY'S HEROES

"You better fix up some transfer papers for me, cause I'm going...with ya or without ya!"

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kelly.rm

KELLY'S HEROES

Kelly : "You've got bridging equipment, over."
Bellamy : "That's a five hour operation, can you hold on for five hours, over."
General Colt : "No No Move! Ah No Move!"
Kelly : "Bellamy, we're not gonna hold on for five minutes, now you can catch up!"
Bellamy : "Kelly, we're all in this together, you can't go it alone, over."
Kelly : "Look, we're not gonna wait five hours either. If you can't keep up that's your problem! Now we're pulling out and we're pushing forward!"

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whale.rm

MAGNUM FORCE

Harry : "Look, am I gonna have to have him leaning over my shoulder?"
Man : "Look, you work with Briggs on this Callahan. But if you ever lean out of line, so help me, I'll flop you lower than whale sh*t!"
Harry : "Speaking of whale sh*t, what have you turned up Briggs?"

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bomb.rm

MAGNUM FORCE

Man : "What's that?"
Harry : "Plastic Explosive."
Man : "A bomb!"
Kelly : "That's right. You'd have bothered me any more we'd all be stuck to the ceiling now. Here, would you like to hold it?"

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queer.rm

MAGNUM FORCE

"If the rest of you could shoot like them, I wouldn't care if the whole damn department was queer."

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limits.rm

MAGNUM FORCE

"A man's got to know his limitations."

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bounty.rm

THE OUTLAW JOSEY WALES

Josey Wales : "You a bounty hunter?"
Bounty Hunter : "A man's got to do something for a living these days."
Josey Wales : "Dying ain't much of a living, boy."

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worms.rm

THE OUTLAW JOSEY WALES

Boy : "Wish we had time to bury them fellas."
Josey Wales : "The hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat...same as worms."

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like.rm

THE OUTLAW JOSEY WALES

Josey Wales : "Whenever I get to liking some one they ain't around long."
Chief : "I noticed when you get to disliking someone they around for long neither."

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howdy.rm

THE OUTLAW JOSEY WALES

Josey Wales : "Howdy."
Chief : "Howdy."
Josey Wales : "Name's Josey Wales."
Chief : "I've heard of that name. Some said you'd be headed this way and they said a man could get rich on reward money if would could kill you."
Josey Wales : "Seems like you was looking to gain some money here."

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nocomplaints.rm

THE OUTLAW JOSEY WALES

(Raining in the background) "This boy was brought up in a time of blood and dying and never questioned a bit of it. Never turned his back on his folks or his kind. I rode with him, I got no complaints. Blue bellies will give ya a better burial then I can, boy."

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business.rm

THE OUTLAW JOSEY WALES

"Do you suppose these gentlemen will be available to discuss business before long?"

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boatride.rm

THE OUTLAW JOSEY WALES

"Well Mr. Carpetbagger...we got something in this territory, called the Missouri boatride."

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stains.rm

THE OUTLAW JOSEY WALES

Carpetbagger : "Your young friend could use some help. This is it. One dollar a bottle. It works wonders on wounds."
Josey Wales : "Works wonders on just about everything, huh?"
Carpetbagger : "It can do most anything."
Josey Wales : (Spits) "How's it with stains."

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mad.rm

THE OUTLAW JOSEY WALES

"When things look bad, and it looks like you're not gonna make it, then you gotta get mean. I mean plumb mad dog mean. Cause if you lose your head and you give up, then you neither live nor win, that's just the way it is."

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dixie.rm

THE OUTLAW JOSEY WALES

"Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?"

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hickory.rm

PALE RIDER

"There's nothin' like a nice piece of hickory (thug)."

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incharge.rm

A PERFECT WORLD

"Yeah. At least now we know who's in charge."

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keys.rm

PLAY MISTY FOR ME

Evelyn : "Does he want his keys?"
Dave : "Come on Evelyn"
Evelyn : "Speak, come on. Good boy let's hear it, come on."
Dave : "C'mon on give me my keys. Come on give me the keys!"
Evelyn : (Laughs)
Dave : "Give me the keys God Dammit!"
Man : "Having some trouble lady?"
Dave : "Get lost!"
Evelyn : "Yeah, get lost assholes!"

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verynice.rm

PLAY MISTY FOR ME

"This is Dave Garver with a little verse, a little talk, and five hours of music to be very very nice to each other by."

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rookie.rm

THE ROOKIE

David : "You think I like dragging around after you all day - I f*cking hate it! And I hate the way you drive, and I hate your stinking whiskey breath!"
Nick : "Well I hate your up tight, regulation spouting, boy scout horse sh*t! And I hate the little f*ckin' creases in your pants!"

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